"I’m thinking about leaving and how I should say goodbye. with a handshake, or an embrace, or a kiss on the cheek, or possibly all three. well maybe I’ve been wrong. maybe my intentions are irrelevant. but honestly, it’s not just for me. we’ve both been so unhappy so let’s just see what happens when the summer ends"
I’m losing it again. It’s like having phantom aches.
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)
dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
literally: “cat children”
ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE
DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT
HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK
My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head.
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between.
I love German.
Reblogging for the German lesson.
Okay, so Chandler is a werewolf.
WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU PEOPLE KIDDING ME?!
OKAY THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING CRISIS
WHAT DO I WATCH AFTER PENNY DREADFUL???